Agony Aunt - I
Dear Auunty,
My name is Star, and I work for The Mussalman Daily.........I fell in love last year...................but it "didn't work out"...................but the guy was so wonderful that he actually helped me get over it..................but im not sure I've actually gotten over it......................now that i have got a first job...............work is alriiiight.........the only bright spot in my existance is a colleague....................................hes the most wonderful guy ive known............and he actually pays attentin to me.................whatmore can i ask for.............ive tried asking some of my friends sutly about him..............................but they dont say many gud things about him......................without him my life would be only vaccuuuuuummmm.................im not sure what to do....................but i think hes my true love.......................help!!!!!
- The gollywog
My name is Star, and I work for The Mussalman Daily.........I fell in love last year...................but it "didn't work out"...................but the guy was so wonderful that he actually helped me get over it..................but im not sure I've actually gotten over it......................now that i have got a first job...............work is alriiiight.........the only bright spot in my existance is a colleague....................................hes the most wonderful guy ive known............and he actually pays attentin to me.................whatmore can i ask for.............ive tried asking some of my friends sutly about him..............................but they dont say many gud things about him......................without him my life would be only vaccuuuuuummmm.................im not sure what to do....................but i think hes my true love.......................help!!!!!
- The gollywog
posted by Ranjinxa at 9:43 PM
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Dear Gollywog,
Run away with me and we shall establish a lesbian separatist state. Your inability to be sure about a man is due to your suppressed lesbian tendencies. Fly away! Be free! Boys have cooties!
~Aunty.
Dear Aunty......
Isn't a lesbian some kind of an actor?
I was in a street play once........Does that count? The people of the village loved it.......
Are you a lesbian too? Have you acted in many plays?
Don't lesbians like boys? I am very confused now........
---The Gollywog
Dear All,
Tip: If you have cooties the quickest method of getting rid of them is to soak your head in tar. In addition to driving away the cooties it also gets rid of boys, lesbians, plays and hair. Sometimes it may take your head with it.
Freedom for all! Freedom from all!
--
Your Bald and Bold Leader
Viva la revolution!
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